You've Been Framed! Series 20: Episode 1 (2007) Transcript

"Coming up. We're...in a flap...in a fence...and in your face. You better believe it, it's You've Been Framed!"

[ The 2003 theme tune plays as some new laptop and phone devices come down on a rail. The electric arm taps on the key pad and it reveals it's usual title in a new look tech background. We see a lady getting in a pool with a balloon float. ]

"She's been in the sun so long, she's got a lovely purple colour. Yes, it's Kat's later and family on holiday. Here she is with her giant green armband. Show your worst, Kat."

[ The audience laughs as the lady fell in the pool with the armband. ]

"Oh, those shins."

"We've all had days in the bed and breakfast like this. Raining outside. (the man blows fire out of his mouth) Oh! For Petey's sake, don't try it yourself!"

"Breakfast time and she still hasn't finished her homework. What's your excuse? (the cat climbs on a branch and the plant fell on top of her) The cat pulled the tree onto my homework, Miss."

"Oh, those dutch. Here's one trying to go to sea in a giant clog. (the canoer fell off a cliff and into the water with a splash) Try the green one next. Left and right decoloured clogs. Oh, those dutch."

"It's a sad day, Gen isn't it when the wife and his sis on twin beds? Look on the bright side, you can try this while she's in the bath. Loving the bed spread. (the man bumped his head on the floor) Mind that story, sheeter."

"Of course, in the jungle, you'll bound to find elephants but also been noticed. (the elephant slipped and fell to the ground) Be careful what you're putting in your skins. Oh, Nellie! They are extremely slippery."

"And what better way to annoy the neighbours then to fire apples into their fish ponds?" (the boy hurt his private area after shooting one apple)

"Okay, stump fans. Leave your comment sense at the door."

[ The song, "Standing in the Way of Control" by The Gossip plays as the audience laughs at some hilarious home videos which are being sent on the show. It lasts about 1:50 minutes. Then, an electric arm grabs a DVD with the 2003 logo on it after being thrown to as a frisbee. ]

"Swimming pools now. And first up, the Richard Above Ground One. It's one-up from a paddling pool basically, isn't it? She's waiting to get in. He's just got to make one little injustment. (the paddling pool explodes and the water gushed all over the grass, causing the little girl to fall over) Serve you right, you cheapskate! Well, the grass needed it."

"The slightly more advance wouldn't side it one now. Oh. Big Brother!